/ 1:38 PM

Just for Laughs

Okay here's a little laugh for the day...





So Sweden's a "barren tax infested land", where the people are "ravaged, dispirited and hauntingly thin." Hahhaha honestly though you gotta admit it's funny. No matter what this shit is about, I love Sweden nonetheless. Don't let the American media sway your opinions, suckers! Lol...

Here's my favourite part:

Sweden - free healthcare
US - Grey's Anatomy

Sweden - free education
US - Pro Football

Sweden- Ingmar Bergman
US - Twitter

Sweden - absence of American banks (I swear I haven't noticed this yet until he mentions it!)
US - Snuggie (hahaha no link)

At the end of the day, despite being a capitalist myself and someone who's life mission is probably to "get rich or die tryin'", I still think the Swedish system is excellent. Hello! Free healthcare and free EDUCATION!!! Education people...education! The impetus for a learned and increasingly progressive society.

And no, I'm not saying this just because I've been staying here for months and I probably might have been conditioned to adore the way things are here (hurhur...or have I??? *raises eyebrows*) As much as I get pretty restless when I think school is pretty slack (I swear it's NOTHING I am used to. I kinda like it actually haha), and that I get annoyed when they get pretty bureaucratic for not allowing me to take a possibly simple theoretical nursing/sociology/social care course....but I still think this country is refreshing. This coming from a girl who grows in a city country all her life and have been brainwashed by elements of globalisation (or should I say Americanisation?) in her lifetime. For once, I don't have to turn into another street where there's Burger King or Starbucks staring straight into my face (yes I admit at complaining for the absence of my favourite coffee company but I survive okay!). And it gives me a fresh new perspectives of my surroundings. And let me tell you, the Swedes sure do love their local names. Hey come on how else do domestic industries survive if not for local support! And I love Plopp more than I love Hershey's chocolate or something...no kidding.

to wrap this commentary up...here's what you get when you have 2 pseudo-Swedish (but in actual fact Singaporeans inside out) together...


Fazli says:
jag vill sverige! jag behover sverige!

Phoenix says:
du ska kommer till sverige!

Fazli says:
jag onskar....

Fazli says:
=(

Phoenix says:
jag kommer vanta

Fazli says:
verkligen?

Fazli says:
sighs

Phoenix says:
när jag kommer tillbaka, vi ska prata about sverige

Phoenix says:
okej?

Fazli says:
vi maste..

Fazli says:
haha

Fazli says:
jattekul!

Fazli says:
vi talar svenska alltid!

Fazli says:
haha

Fazli says:
sighs.. men jag kanns min svenska suger...

Fazli says:
haha

Phoenix says:
ja!

Fazli says:
lara allt dar... sa du kan lara mig mer svenska nar du kommer tillbaka.

Phoenix says:
men min svensk inte bra

Fazli says:
nej.. du fortfarande har tid...

Phoenix says:
jag fick en D for min tentamen

Fazli says:
vaaaadddd!

Phoenix says:
men jag ar learning!

Fazli says:
hahah

Phoenix says:
fran min kompis

Fazli says:
ja.. talar med din kompisar i svenska..

Phoenix says:
for att jag inte taking any svensk lektion this quarter

Fazli says:
du ska forbattra

Phoenix says:
vad ar forbattra?

Fazli says:
improve

Fazli says:
haha

Phoenix says:
jaha!

Phoenix says:
tack sa mycket!

Fazli says:
vad fan.

Phoenix says:
du ge mid enlightenment!

Phoenix says:
hahahha

Fazli says:
jag minnas det ar din forst svensk "phrase"...

Phoenix says:
vad?

Fazli says:
"vad fan"

Phoenix says:
vilka?

Fazli says:
haha..

Phoenix says:
hahahhahha

Phoenix says:
ja

Phoenix says:
min kompis lara jag

Phoenix says:
(bad grammar)

Fazli says:
"lara mig"

Phoenix says:
ahhh

Fazli says:
vad gora du?

Phoenix says:
jag ar titta pa youtube video av daily show about amerika och sweden

Phoenix says:
det ar roligt!

Fazli says:
haha...

Phoenix says:
jag ska show din nu

Fazli says:
visa mig...

Phoenix says:
men jag vill logga ut fran this programme och logga in min mac programme

Phoenix says:
du ska wait

Fazli says:
hahahha

Fazli says:
du ar roligth

Fazli says:
roligt

okay that's all. Hej da!

/ 1:38 PM

Just for Laughs

Okay here's a little laugh for the day...





So Sweden's a "barren tax infested land", where the people are "ravaged, dispirited and hauntingly thin." Hahhaha honestly though you gotta admit it's funny. No matter what this shit is about, I love Sweden nonetheless. Don't let the American media sway your opinions, suckers! Lol...

Here's my favourite part:

Sweden - free healthcare
US - Grey's Anatomy

Sweden - free education
US - Pro Football

Sweden- Ingmar Bergman
US - Twitter

Sweden - absence of American banks (I swear I haven't noticed this yet until he mentions it!)
US - Snuggie (hahaha no link)

At the end of the day, despite being a capitalist myself and someone who's life mission is probably to "get rich or die tryin'", I still think the Swedish system is excellent. Hello! Free healthcare and free EDUCATION!!! Education people...education! The impetus for a learned and increasingly progressive society.

And no, I'm not saying this just because I've been staying here for months and I probably might have been conditioned to adore the way things are here (hurhur...or have I??? *raises eyebrows*) As much as I get pretty restless when I think school is pretty slack (I swear it's NOTHING I am used to. I kinda like it actually haha), and that I get annoyed when they get pretty bureaucratic for not allowing me to take a possibly simple theoretical nursing/sociology/social care course....but I still think this country is refreshing. This coming from a girl who grows in a city country all her life and have been brainwashed by elements of globalisation (or should I say Americanisation?) in her lifetime. For once, I don't have to turn into another street where there's Burger King or Starbucks staring straight into my face (yes I admit at complaining for the absence of my favourite coffee company but I survive okay!). And it gives me a fresh new perspectives of my surroundings. And let me tell you, the Swedes sure do love their local names. Hey come on how else do domestic industries survive if not for local support! And I love Plopp more than I love Hershey's chocolate or something...no kidding.

to wrap this commentary up...here's what you get when you have 2 pseudo-Swedish (but in actual fact Singaporeans inside out) together...


Fazli says:
jag vill sverige! jag behover sverige!

Phoenix says:
du ska kommer till sverige!

Fazli says:
jag onskar....

Fazli says:
=(

Phoenix says:
jag kommer vanta

Fazli says:
verkligen?

Fazli says:
sighs

Phoenix says:
när jag kommer tillbaka, vi ska prata about sverige

Phoenix says:
okej?

Fazli says:
vi maste..

Fazli says:
haha

Fazli says:
jattekul!

Fazli says:
vi talar svenska alltid!

Fazli says:
haha

Fazli says:
sighs.. men jag kanns min svenska suger...

Fazli says:
haha

Phoenix says:
ja!

Fazli says:
lara allt dar... sa du kan lara mig mer svenska nar du kommer tillbaka.

Phoenix says:
men min svensk inte bra

Fazli says:
nej.. du fortfarande har tid...

Phoenix says:
jag fick en D for min tentamen

Fazli says:
vaaaadddd!

Phoenix says:
men jag ar learning!

Fazli says:
hahah

Phoenix says:
fran min kompis

Fazli says:
ja.. talar med din kompisar i svenska..

Phoenix says:
for att jag inte taking any svensk lektion this quarter

Fazli says:
du ska forbattra

Phoenix says:
vad ar forbattra?

Fazli says:
improve

Fazli says:
haha

Phoenix says:
jaha!

Phoenix says:
tack sa mycket!

Fazli says:
vad fan.

Phoenix says:
du ge mid enlightenment!

Phoenix says:
hahahha

Fazli says:
jag minnas det ar din forst svensk "phrase"...

Phoenix says:
vad?

Fazli says:
"vad fan"

Phoenix says:
vilka?

Fazli says:
haha..

Phoenix says:
hahahhahha

Phoenix says:
ja

Phoenix says:
min kompis lara jag

Phoenix says:
(bad grammar)

Fazli says:
"lara mig"

Phoenix says:
ahhh

Fazli says:
vad gora du?

Phoenix says:
jag ar titta pa youtube video av daily show about amerika och sweden

Phoenix says:
det ar roligt!

Fazli says:
haha...

Phoenix says:
jag ska show din nu

Fazli says:
visa mig...

Phoenix says:
men jag vill logga ut fran this programme och logga in min mac programme

Phoenix says:
du ska wait

Fazli says:
hahahha

Fazli says:
du ar roligth

Fazli says:
roligt

okay that's all. Hej da!